Monday, October 12, 2009

I said good day sir!

Random thoughts of happiness:

Frequent flier points: Today was a really good day when it comes to frequent flier points. Southwest was able to credit me for all of my flier points, simply by my confirmation numbers. This is pretty ballin’ considering I haven’t credited myself with miles for probably my last 10-15 trips. so I might get a free ticket sometime soon. this however got me thinking, why can’t there be frequent flier points for other things? Like gas, food, or more importantly, liquor. If there were frequent drinking points, I’d get a free 30 rack a week, which in turn would make me a very happy person.

Football: Most people that read this are either Illinois or Louisville fans I am assuming, so lets take a look. Both teams suck. Illinois has 0 offense which is very surprising considering we have the all time leading QB rusher in Illinois history and ARRELIOUS BONG, one of the best WR in the country. Louisville on the other hand is a different story, after blowing a 4th quarter lead to UK, getting blown out by Utah and Pittsburgh, Kragthorpe gave himself some glimmer of hope of saving his job by beating southern miss even though UL was 20 point underdog.

I am t-pain:

Vacationing: So I have been up in Canada again these past few days bc of fall break at U of L, and let me tell you it was the best decision of my life because yesterday was Thanksgiving day in Canada. Lets be honest, Thanksgiving is one of the best F’en holidays of the year, and no day is better than the day after when you have all those leftovers. Turkey, pulled pork, cranberry bread, potatoes, spinach dip, etc. etc. etc. Good thing I came home to work out and try and diet.

Golf: Congrats to the good guys (USA) for beating the Internationals in the President’s Cup this past Sunday. The Int’l team made a run on the final day being down big, but the USA came through in the clutch and who else, my boy, Tiger Woods straight up scraped Y.E. Yang in straight up match play. This is disheartening considering he gave up a 2 shot lead to Yang in the PGA Championship, but at least he got his redemption beating Yang 6 & 4. Honestly, I think I could get beat by Tiger 6 &4. Realistically I would only need 10 pars. Maybe I can lobby myself to be on the Int’l team in 2 years somehow, maybe I’ll move to…. Canada!

Nobel Peace Prize: Where is mine? Now I’m sorry, most people think I’m some raging Republican, and huge conservative, which is very far from the truth. Sure in hs I was in Young Republicans (good for the resume) and campaigned for Bush/Northup (Who wouldn’t for 80 bucks a day, even had strong liberal friends do it with me). Regardless, not getting political in any sense (haven’t been political since Kennedy was shot), but, how in the world could you give Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe someone wants to give some light on the situation but here are the facts. Nominations for the Nobel Peace Prize were due before February 1st, meaning Obama hadn’t been in office yet but 2 weeks. I mean, he hadn’t done anything to deserve it, and if the only explanation is that he has great hope and vision, give me the Nobel Peace Prize too, I have great hope and vision as well. And if your giving it to him for being the first black President of the United States, give it to Oprah, because she got him elected. Sure you can’t blame him for getting the award, not like he decided it, but I’m lost here.

The Fifth Element: The fifth element has been playing on HBO a lot lately and I salute the maker of this film. He put everything in to perspective when he made the fifth element a MOUF. Lets be honest, what are the most important things in the world, wind, water, fire, earth, and Moufs.

What ever happened to Milla Jovovich anyways? I mean, if she is still looking for her Corbin Dallas, I’m Single.

NFL REFEREES: Get a real job, you are totally screwing my Ravens over. Last week you screwed us against the Patriots because Terrell Suggs bumped into Tom Brady. F the Tom Brady rule, we shouldn’t protect certain players because of who they are. Jamarcus Russell took bigger hits that week and never got one flag, yet someone falls on Tom Brady’s foot and they get a penalty (not knocking them over, and just because he bitches and moans he gets the penalty?) That is illegitimate.

ROCK: Rocking out is getting er done. Simple.

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